How many times has your kid rolled down the stairs?
How many times have you taken your eyes off your kid for one second and they do something so mortifying? So mortifying that it is BEYOND the moty nomination....it's not even funny!
How many times have they shoved multiple grapes in their mouths?
How many times have they put things that aren't supposed to be in their mouths, in their mouths?
And the poor second child....I feel like Charlie gets the shaft. God forbid we have to give him any attention. Sam may just have a seizure. God knows what a third might do?!
AHHH--bad parenting day!
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